The unfaithful husband
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches, & went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly sneaked into the maid's bed and switched the lights off. When the man saw the lights come on and off he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her and romped friskily putting his hands over her mouth.
When he finished & was still panting, the wife said: You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you? And then she switched on the light...
No madam, said the gateman who had sneaked in for the usual rendevouz with the maid.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches, & went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly sneaked into the maid's bed and switched the lights off. When the man saw the lights come on and off he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her and romped friskily putting his hands over her mouth.
When he finished & was still panting, the wife said: You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you? And then she switched on the light...
No madam, said the gateman who had sneaked in for the usual rendevouz with the maid.
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Damn!
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