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Thursday, June 19, 2014

G-string Out : The C-string is here


Forget the G-string: The C-string is here
That’ll help with tan lines (Picture: cstringdirect)
Is this the underwear of the future, or just a bit odd?
Because frankly, it looks like someone just found another use for a headband.
Enter the ‘C-String’, a ‘completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie’ (as one vendor describes it).
You can certainly 'C' everything. Get it? (Picture: C-StringDirect)
You can certainly ‘C’ everything. Get it? (Picture: cstringdirect)
It’s the front of a thong-style pair of pants connected to a wire that tucks between the wearer’s bum cheeks.
Simple enough.
(Picture: cstringdirect)
Different colours. How thoughtful (Picture: cstringdirect)
It also looks a bit like an eye patch. Or a jock strap. Or a shoehorn.
Presumably it’s marketed at women who wear paper-thin dresses, or those who find g-strings just a little too restrictive.
Forget the G-string: The C-string is here
It’s sort of reminiscent of this bit of foliage (AP Photo/Norton Simon Art Foundation)
And to you men sitting there, reading this, green with envy – you’re in luck.
(Picture: theunderwearking.tumblr.com)
Right then (Picture: theunderwearking.tumblr.com)
They’re available for men too.
But are they any good? I hear you ask nervously.

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